When mom would say she brought you something:
5years old:
Now:
via sodamnrelatable
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body
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Google Translator singing Boyfriend
“chillin by the fire while we eatin fuck you”
never ever i got money in my hands that i really like to blow “Swag swag swag”
omfg, nanana part is the best. haha
